But really, how do you feel?

Apparently, there is concern among some liberals about the term "Illegal Alien". That term seems to make these people "different" from others who are either "citizens" or "Legal Aliens". It just doesn't feel right to make people who have violated a law feel separate or different. We need a different term that somehow makes them feel more comfortable, takes away the stigma, and all that.

DocBrain could not agree more! Stigmatizing people because of their illegal actions is just plain unfair! People are more than their actions, wouldn't you agree? So, here are some new terms for stigmatized people.

Old Term New Term
Illegal Alien Resident non-citizen
Burglar Non-residential entry specialist
Drug Dealer Independent pharmaceutical salesman
Murderer Mortician expiditer
Drunk driver Mobile enteral hydrocarbon expert
Gay beater Promoter of freedom of expression concerning sexual diversity
Wife beater Unofficial female corrections specialist
Racist Ethnic community empowerment activist



DocBrain has done his good deed for the day. Now, these "special people" can hold their heads high. I hope that every open-minded liberal likes my new terms! Sort of warms your heart, doesn't it?