You might be a loser

If you look at your life and see the glass half empty...you might be a loser
If you don't push yourself to be your best...you might be a loser
If you have more than the occasional pity party...you might be a loser
If you think you are not as good as the next person or better than the next person...you might be a loser
If you feel you must be the center of attention or hide in the corner...you might be a loser
If you take something that isn't yours...you might be a loser
If you take drugs, use alcohol or smoke and your life still sucks...you might be a loser
If people in general piss you off...you might be a loser
If you make fun of other people more than you make fun of yourself...you might be a loser
If you must blame someone else for things that go wrong in your life...you might be a loser
If you don't try to learn something new or do something different or better each day...you might be a loser
If your words or actions seem to inadvertently upset other people and you don't change what you say or do...you might be a loser
If you can't take honest, positive criticism...you might be a loser
If your life is about getting even, satisfying your lusts, or getting your piece of the pie...you might be a loser
If you don't spread happiness...you might be a loser
If you are now at a bad time in your life can't look back and say "at least during the good times I wasn't a loser"...well, you know...