Paging Lovey!

It is 2012 and time for the presidential election. You walk into the voting booth and look at the offerings of the two parties. You are determined to vote. Which one do you vote for?

D: Barack Obama

R: Sarah Palin

You could vote for the black man to show you are not prejudiced, or for the woman to show that you believe we should remove the glass ceiling, that women are as capable as men. You could vote against the idiot who said she can see Russia from her back yard, or the moron that said he had been to all 57 states. You could vote for the one who spends huge amounts of public money on family vacations, or the one whose daughter was on a cheesy TV dance show. Or the one who wields a gun or the one who wields a cigarette. Would you vote for the intellectual? We have had intellectual giants, such as Wilson. Or would you vote for the simple minded one? We have had simple folks such as Reagan.

This is a choice between the Professor and Mary Ann, and we are stuck on Trillions-are-gone Island!