Is there a lawyer in the house?

http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=140910&ac=PHnws

Pity the 40 year old virgin! That was the basis of a funny movie. But life comes at you fast. In modern America, it may soon be "Pity the 12 year old virgin". Thank goodness the Portland School Committee is coming to the rescue. Those few older rugrats who have not yet experienced the joys of sex will now be able to get birth control pills without their parents ever finding out. This will remove at least the barrier of fear of pregnancy. Press the easy button and away you go! But Mom! Everyone's doing it!!

Regretably, DocBrain must point out the downside. Even the caring, uber-liberal Portland School Committee will not be able to prevent strokes. Birth control pills do increase the risk of strokes. I am sure that a pre-teen will understand the risk...not! And the uninformed parent, upon finding their precious little 11 year old girl thrashing in bed, incontinent, babbling and drooling like her baby sister will have no regrets and no anger either.


http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=1172861&dopt=AbstractPlus