A Better Day

How many times have you been unable to do everything you wanted to do. How often have you said "I wish I had more time" or "I wish there were more hours in the day".

Well, DocBrain has solved that problem.

DocBrain proposes changing each day from 24 hours to 30 hours, and each hour from 60 minutes to 48 minutes. Silly, you say? Well, read on!

Here are some obvious benefits:
1. Your time immediately becomes more valuable. If you are paid an hourly wage, your actual earnings/minute will go up.
2. A jump start to the world economy as everyone will need new watches and clocks.
3. Everyone can now sleep 8 hours and still have 22 active hours.
4. You can travel further in your car. Now, at 65 mph it would take you almost 5 hours to travel 300 miles, but under my plan you could travel that distance in around 220 minutes (thats around 3.5 hours under the old system).
5. TV shows would not have to change, since most hour shows have almost 20 minutes of commercials, so you would actually sit through less commercials.
6. If you slept 8 hours a day, worked 8 hours a day, and did other chores 8 hours a day, you would still have 6 hours for yourself to exercise, read, watch TV, volunteer, etc.
7. Most psychiatrists/psychologists charge by the hour, but only see you for 50 minutes, clearly not fair in DocBrain's opinion. Under my system, the therapist could see you for one full hour and then, because you are so interesting and important , could see you for an additional 2 minutes at no additional cost to you. You would feel better for it, as you would feel more special.

DocBrain could go on, but he is running out of time as he has a busy day. If there were only more time...